Volvos. I parked my car yesterday and came back to it and there was a fucking Volvo parked next to it.
The only reason anyone buys a Volvo is because a) they have no sense of style whatsoever or b) they hit other cars so frequently that they need the car equivalent of an APC.
Sure enough the wanker had scraped me on the way in, luckily his piece of shit just rubbed a bit of paint off on my front bumper which came off easy.
