I'm your host Billy Crystal and it's time to announce the winners!
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And without further ado, the winners for the following categories:
I
Best Support/Reinforcement Structure
a) duckstab/Asmodeus/Chaoswulf
II
Most likely to use Sexual Innuendo in every thread
a) Master Villain
III
Prolific Spading Award
a) Robo-Kill
b) XM
c) Lava-Lamp
Three-way tie oh my gawd!
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IV
Most Violent Boyracer
a) Akane
V
Best use of humour via JPEG/Link
a) Funny Man
VI
Best Freestyler
a) triki
VII
Favourite Moderator
b) Simon
VIII
Best use of offensive comedy
c) cEvin
IX
The "Does he get out enough?" Award
b) Purple+Kush
X
Best Supporting Female
b) Evoke
XI
Worst general use of the English language
c) Bezel
And now for a few awards picked by our panel of judges.
Most likely to 'Go Postal'
DRa1N
Best Thread Killer
Cinclant
Person most likely to be wrong about guessing who Billy Crystal is
Trenchant
Most Fanatical Anti-American
Russian
Most insane Autosig
MadLep
So that's it for this practical joke that started out being an idea that we thought would be really funny but in reality was basically lame and pretty half-arsed.
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However, I'd personally like to invite all the winners to make a short speech about winning their respective awards. Hearty congratulations to all!
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I guess Jews are no good at the Interweb. Haw Haw.
Goodnight
[This message has been edited by Billy Crystal (edited 25 January 2002).]