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Old 7th June 2005, 18:42     #535
jsr
On the moon we have 5 thousand
 
Holy Balls.

"Oh look!" I thought to myself, "There's a multi-page thread with a new posting indicator that I don't remember seeing before. I shall read it."

And so I did.

And NOW I have that feeling you get when you're sitting in an IMAX theatre and looking at grainy film footage of the earth taken from the moon and every other seat in the theatre has a downs syndrome and thalidomide child in it and they're all masturbating and whispering your name and their truncated limbs jerk eratically with pleasure and their huge heads wobble about and the planet just FLOATS ALONE IN THE FUCKING DARKNESS OF SPACE.

Thanks a lot. Fuck.