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Go Doug 'boss' Bracewell!

Not a bad start to his career.

Solid win yesterday and outstanding fielding, looking forward to the Saffas but poor old Ross

So Tom Latham and Michael Bates are the new blood. Always been a fan of Bates, teams looking formidable but it is only Zim, SA will be the true test. ODI Tomorrow, sweet!

MASSIVE fan of Bates, long time coming!

classic... of course against zimbabwe that cunt oram is as fit as a fiddle.

he'll be inexplicably injured for teh SA games.

Yeah Fuck Oram - he'll smash a massive 100 off 40 balls against the zimmers, then break his finger opening a Reineck.

52/2 after 10 I know what I'll be doing at lunch, go Guppy!

Wag tail wag!

Down to Tim Southee my favourite big hitter!

Windmill!!!!

Keegan Meth of Zim needs a fan club called the Meth Heads.

That's all I got.

I thought Andy Ellis was a halfback

I thought Andy Ellis was a halfback

He is.ANDREW ELLIS however,is a cricketing all rounder. ;)

GO BATES!!!

today's game not on prime. anyone got a livestreaming link?

Top knock Nicol, playing like a champ.

Generally speaking,there is only live streaming when games go through the Star network in Asia.These games aren't. :cool:

Ryder you FUCKING MUPPET.

Sigh

hands up who's surprised?

*crickets chirp*

Fucking Ryder, more interesting in preserving his 50 than hitting some runs

25 to win off 5 overs, 7(?) wickets in hand....

only the BCs can squander a chance like that.

Exactly. Minced about playing defense shots to score a few points to get 50, rather than taking chances to hit mean shots and bringing the side home.

Idjit. ::facepalm::

Incredible, defeat from the jaws of victory.

This could fall under the Stuff fuck up thread.

I guess they weren't fully paying attention.

Ryder didn't want to risk his meat pie bonus for scoring the half century.

The worst was the commentators were all over his knob at the time:
"See this is why you NEED Ryder in the team."
"He's the best batsman in the country!"

So how many more "last chances" is he going to get?

http://www.stuff.co.nz/sport/cricket...rom-Black-Caps

Hopefully heaps, without Ryders on field and off field antics, being a black caps supporter is even more boring.

exactly what the wife and I were saying this morning......
ffs, NZC, show some balls.

Ryder is such a loller. He needs a Guildford style intervention. If he hasn't already had 'alcohol counselling' then he needs it. He also needs anger management counselling as well tbh.

Snorefest...
Nek minute
"Hattrick ball Chris Martin"

Lol pretty much.I was sitting there thinking..
"ok so do I sit here and watch our bowlers get a pasting or should I go play some pc games.."...glad I stuck around.Will they stick at it or do a kiwi kallapso when they bat? :rolleyes:

Not many sides have bowled the Saffas out in less than a day.Here's hoping the batting has a miracle day...

BCs will be bowled out for less than 100 of course.

238 from the yarpies is suddenly looking very good... :(

Bloody tight bowling from SA, especially that Philander.

Also: GO SRI LANKA