Apple goes all in on services
 

https://techcrunch.com/video-article...ow-time-event/

Had to happen and we all saw it coming but am I the only one a bit underwhelmed?

Come on, man. Titanium card!

Hey I trust Apple more than just about any corporation on earth, especially more than banks, but the number one thing I care about in a credit card is the interest rate and I don't see that anywhere.

Interest rate, sminterest rate! Owning Apple gear is all about being a fucking poseur! Whatever the interest rate is, it'll be worth it do have a titanium card that is actually titanium! I mean, some cards are platinum cards but are they actually platinum? Nooo. Do they have a sweet Apple logo? Nooo.

I don't think CCS is being sincere

It's probably actually a debit card :p

Pffft Apple users don't need debit cards, they're the sort of financially-secure alpha consumers who pay off their credit cards in full every month, hell I'm surprised this isn't an Amex-style card.


^^ uses debit card
^^^ when he doesn't leave his entire wallet at home by mistake like today

The Apple Card isn't even contactless, weird.

Is it a rectangle with round corners?

Probably because they don't actually want people to have cards. They want people to use the digit wallet on the iphone

::facepalm::

I wish I were the first wag to ask "why isn't it called HyperCard", but I'm not.

Psych! Apple follows up with actual new products!

"APPLE PRODUCT LAUNCH" — A Bad Lip Reading
https://youtu.be/ArjUUDhntzE

I need me an Apple DeBonk DeBonk.

This is of course kinda what Cringely predicted a couple of months ago.

https://www.cringely.com/2019/02/27/...er-jack-welch/

Grand standing...

Ab what even is that link

oops, fixed, ta