circumcision
 

after a year of being on a waiting list, i finally got it done. (for medical reasons, not for the fuck of it)

it isn't sore at the moment, but fuck it's getting that way. (my drugs are wearing off) looks real sick too. i got a pretty green bandage tho. it's real sore when my knob touches my boxers.

no sex or jerking the meat for 6 weeks, god be with me.

why am i telling you this? i'm still very fucked up on anesthetic.

Re: circumcision
 

Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow.

Did you enquire as to whether you could be orally pleasured?

i'm real scared of getting a boner :o

Just wait until the time comes to take off the plaster.

Hello, pain.

So you should be. Your cock is gonna break through its own skin.

Image of those sad little saveloys that are always left until last because all the skin is hanging off them...

exactly :(

i don't want to sleep tonight... morning glory and all.

Get a good helpin of goatse. That oughta keep the 'little major' down for a fair while.

lol

its gonna be like custers last stand man

your gonna wake up and blood will be everywhere, screaming like an indian, and its all due to you being scalped


{edit} use this pic to quell the memories btw this aint worksafe at all www.tubgirl.com{edit}

When do we start the "Pee-Cock" jokes?

woaahhhhhhh, pissing at proper speed is the most strange feeling to me.

how did you use to piss? you fucking freakshow.

why? why? why?

Somehow, It seems that Sep's nether regions may have resembled Mos Eisley. How did you stave off infection all these years pissing through a low pressure shower head?

alright, i suppose i should explain..

before my foreskin wouldn't pull back, so i had all of a 2mm wide hole to piss out of (so i pissed real slow, and foreskin blew up like a ballon)

ewww, theres like massive bruising at the base of my cock, wtf is going on?!

Eeee.. that was an overshare.... :p

Stop beating it?

nah, i'm about to start posting pics :p

I would have opted for hole enlargement surgery rather than cutting the whole thing off. But its your peenux :)

trust me, if i could of, i would have :)

so what about when you shoot the shotgun? did it just sort of dribble out?

and man i never knew you were so deformed, its hilarious

ummm, i could still cumbshot sorta, but not really. mostly, *squirt* *dripple*

and put yourself in my shoes for a second, then you can laugh.

be afraid, be very afraid......it's ok really, for the first few days, your dick will be in self preservation mode and will be too terrified to rise early and YOU will be too cautious to allow it to happen any other time, after about 3-4 days though, you will wake up cursing a few times.

is this coming from experiance?

yes, about 5 years ago, i got the snip

yeah im sorry that was a bit harsh

would have imagined they would fix it at birth though instead waiting until it would be more painful and annoying

woohoo, thanks man.

i need more info tho, how much DOES it hurt?

will it bleed everywhere when if i get a boner in the night?

well from what i remember, it was fine at birth, i could happily pull it back untill i was about 7, when one morning i woke up and it was...er... closed, and wouldn't pull back. i was too asshamed to tell anyone till june last year, when i told the doctor, i've been on the waiting list since.

o/~ AND THE BLEEDING COMES IN THE NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!

Sorry :(

Hold on a second, are you saying that your dick was malfunctioning from the age of seven until last year, and you never saw fit to TELL ANYONE?

Eeek. Did.... girls.... like.........

How did they react to this?!?

Jesus dude, that's um - yeah........

I just want to know why they've censored out her 'naughty bits' considering what's she's doing.

lol, sorry, no it shouldnt bleed everywhere, cause as soon as it starts to hurt, it should start to return to it's limp noodle status, even before you wake up, you just wake up feeling like you have a furnace where your doodle used to be, it's really more uncomfortable than painful though (i didnt get an erection for about 4 days after, so it had time to heal a bit). after about a week and a half i felt brave enough to leave the bandages off and walk around sans-foreskin, was a little sensitive at first, but that faded quickly (i assume you have dissolvable stitches?)

well, up till the age of about 12-13 you don't think of using your penis for anything other than pissing out of it. so it didn't worry me (i think i kinda hoped it would fix itself)

but after about the age of 13, i knew i had to tell the doctor, i just didn't have the balls. but just after my 16th birthday, i thought to myself "I HAVE TO FIX THIS NOW" so i just walked straight into the doctors and told him.


yea, dissolvable. mmm, i should have really asked more questions before the op. oh well, i'll follow what you did, seen it seemed to work for you.

that's all actually kinda fascinating
(as is spink's arse thread)
or maybe I'm just strange

glad you don't have to wake up bleeding!
would just be too weird to try & picture a guy trying to fit a "libra goodnights" pad or something similar to his boxer shorts!!

funny you should say that, i was at the supermarket today getting some tissues which happen to be right next to the tampax etc, as i was walking away, toward the checkout, i happened to notice a packet with the words, in bold, "LIBRA FOR MEN", , , they were mens "panty liners", me and my mate just looked at each other and walked out pissing ourselves (with laughter).

p.s. i need to work on my typing skills, my english isnt so great either

I had the snip done at birth, because I had the same (or similar) predickament (hehe) as you. Afterwards, the doctor was checking out little Gus to make sure it was all working fine, and I pissed in his eye. He took that as a yes.