circumcision
after a year of being on a waiting list, i finally got it done. (for medical reasons, not for the fuck of it)
it isn't sore at the moment, but fuck it's getting that way. (my drugs are wearing off) looks real sick too. i got a pretty green bandage tho. it's real sore when my knob touches my boxers. no sex or jerking the meat for 6 weeks, god be with me. why am i telling you this? i'm still very fucked up on anesthetic. |
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Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow.
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Did you enquire as to whether you could be orally pleasured?
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i'm real scared of getting a boner :o
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Just wait until the time comes to take off the plaster.
Hello, pain. |
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i don't want to sleep tonight... morning glory and all. |
Get a good helpin of goatse. That oughta keep the 'little major' down for a fair while.
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lol
its gonna be like custers last stand man your gonna wake up and blood will be everywhere, screaming like an indian, and its all due to you being scalped {edit} use this pic to quell the memories btw this aint worksafe at all www.tubgirl.com{edit} |
When do we start the "Pee-Cock" jokes?
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woaahhhhhhh, pissing at proper speed is the most strange feeling to me.
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how did you use to piss? you fucking freakshow.
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why? why? why?
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Somehow, It seems that Sep's nether regions may have resembled Mos Eisley. How did you stave off infection all these years pissing through a low pressure shower head?
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alright, i suppose i should explain..
before my foreskin wouldn't pull back, so i had all of a 2mm wide hole to piss out of (so i pissed real slow, and foreskin blew up like a ballon) ewww, theres like massive bruising at the base of my cock, wtf is going on?! |
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Stop beating it?
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I would have opted for hole enlargement surgery rather than cutting the whole thing off. But its your peenux :)
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so what about when you shoot the shotgun? did it just sort of dribble out?
and man i never knew you were so deformed, its hilarious |
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and put yourself in my shoes for a second, then you can laugh. |
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yes, about 5 years ago, i got the snip
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yeah im sorry that was a bit harsh
would have imagined they would fix it at birth though instead waiting until it would be more painful and annoying |
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i need more info tho, how much DOES it hurt? will it bleed everywhere when if i get a boner in the night? |
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o/~ AND THE BLEEDING COMES IN THE NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!
Sorry :( Hold on a second, are you saying that your dick was malfunctioning from the age of seven until last year, and you never saw fit to TELL ANYONE? |
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How did they react to this?!? |
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I just want to know why they've censored out her 'naughty bits' considering what's she's doing. |
lol, sorry, no it shouldnt bleed everywhere, cause as soon as it starts to hurt, it should start to return to it's limp noodle status, even before you wake up, you just wake up feeling like you have a furnace where your doodle used to be, it's really more uncomfortable than painful though (i didnt get an erection for about 4 days after, so it had time to heal a bit). after about a week and a half i felt brave enough to leave the bandages off and walk around sans-foreskin, was a little sensitive at first, but that faded quickly (i assume you have dissolvable stitches?)
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but after about the age of 13, i knew i had to tell the doctor, i just didn't have the balls. but just after my 16th birthday, i thought to myself "I HAVE TO FIX THIS NOW" so i just walked straight into the doctors and told him. Quote:
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that's all actually kinda fascinating
(as is spink's arse thread) or maybe I'm just strange glad you don't have to wake up bleeding! would just be too weird to try & picture a guy trying to fit a "libra goodnights" pad or something similar to his boxer shorts!! |
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p.s. i need to work on my typing skills, my english isnt so great either |
I had the snip done at birth, because I had the same (or similar) predickament (hehe) as you. Afterwards, the doctor was checking out little Gus to make sure it was all working fine, and I pissed in his eye. He took that as a yes.
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