He'll get raped. But only half heartedly.

Quint i feel for ya brotha i'm in the same boat this week as well

i cant find it

serious? on the right hand side of each thread there is the number of posts.

click on the number.

<-- very surprised to have had the highest post count in the VotD thread.

thanks for that
my life is now complete.

Man, Cookie hasn't posted here in years and she's 16th on that list.

Edit - hasn't posted in almost 4 years in fact.

i only posted 274 times to that thread
...it seemed like a lot more than that

Just don't say her name three times

QFT

The NZHerald reaches the height of news reporting.

Cookie anyone?

At least two or three Americans are going to be totally out of biscuits. :eek:

So what do that stats tell us? That Polynesians are stupid and lazy? Or that the governments that introduced increased Polynesian immigration to fill gaps in our labour market so as to benefit our economy, neglected to introduce changes to our education systems so that these immigrants with their different cultures would easily be able to succeed within them?

sometimes its smart to be lazy

The real reason the Wii was invented?

http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/su...i.html?cpg=70H

Pixie

WANT

NZ Stars In Their Eyes won't be cool until either some ginge does Dave Dobbyn (just for hilarity value) or somebody does Darcy Clay and sings Jesus I Was Evil.

i'm waiting for liz shaw to do 'like a virgin' before i watch that shit.

Do you enjoy pain?

if i've told you once, i've told you a thousand times:
"NO, you cant squeeze my nipples"

Ha ha...

Clearly you would enjoy seeing liz sing. Sick fuck.

I'd settle for someone doing Do the Headless Chicken.

what kind of taro bread?

i took some steamed sweet buns to smoko at a previous employer that my step-mum makes, and was told it was taro bread. except they actually weren't - they were a sweet steemed bun with a spoonful of curried pork. THE # one most delicious thing you can possibly imagine. They have a paper or rice paper bottom, not unlike a cup cake - only not crinkled and not a cup :p

i can buy them frozen from davis trading here in palmy.

google images search for steamed bun gives what i'm talking about

yeah...

oreos are like, so overrated man

Naturally ;)

Photographer speared in leg by javelinI just want to know one thing - did he get a photo of the javelin hurtling towards him?


Almost as good I suppose.


:D

Hmm... Saw that on youtube as teacher gets speared by javelin. <shrug>

You sure it wasn't a different one?

Pretty sure - was fairly recent. But then we're relying on my frazzled, freeze-dried, skull-dwelling pea to remember things...


Meanwhile, in Masterton:
Cellpwnership occurs

Yeah. Well... a cross reference with articles on google news indicates that this occurred in the weekend. So uhh... yeah

How do you stop biting your finger nails?

http://nz.youtube.com/watch?v=eKX8ntjWeas


Sucks he killed himself :(

Wipe your ass with your hands?

So it's something different then <shrug> You win at the intertubes.

'Green passes' were a very common occurance while I was working as a ski field ticket checker in America :)
Probaly not so prevalent here - but American's are a bit more corrupt.

Eh, not completely uncommon here either, just most folks aren't dumb enough to do it with the plod around.

Do you think you could see your own sperm if you put seman on a standard microscope?

lolz

... You're drunk/stoned/high, right?

i came to my senses right after i posted that ;)

Riiiight.