don't worry. False alarm. All systems go.

I have a Sagem MYV-55 cell phone
This is what it used to look like, minus the fucking gay picture of a dude


It was quite large, would cause my jeans to have an unsightly buldge, and was overall a bit clunky to hold

I had left the back plate off for some time in an attempt to make the phone slimmer. Last night, however, I dropped it and the front plate broke off, which also meant the soft keypad was unusable



I'm quite happy with how my phone is now :D It's slim and looks kinda pretty with it's new all-metal look
The buttons are a bit hard to press, and the screen is now completely unprotected (how it wasn't damaged when I dropped it, nobody knows), but I've begun to like it!

QotM

^^ haha, nicely spotted

chiQ just homed in on that one.

css would of too, lolz

Takes one to know one!

No - CCS would have.

Careful, you'll be told by crocos that YHBT... or something. Whatever.

:/

I woke up at 2.30 this morning, couldn't sleep. Played Mario Kart online for the following four and a half hours which was great.

Nothing to do at work ... odds on falling asleep at desk are good.

DO IT!

I've been involved in a large conversation involving what it would take for the average office worker to suck the cock of a alien bug in humanoid form and with humanoid intelligence.

I'll do it to relieve the boredom/sell story for millions.

So you're trying to get head?

It took you 14 minutes for that?

I don't actually sit here pressing F5 and waiting for you to post. It just seems that way.

3 minutes for that.
15 minutes for the other thing.

You're a quick wit, you are.

Haydos got his clock out
CCS got his cock out


who will win?

Well technically, I'm surprised CCS, hardened forum arse that he is, fell for the ole "It took you that long?" troll and responded with a defense.

could of would of should of

I know a chick that frequently uses all 3 in the same sentence, I cringe ;)

haydos is on the offense. Everyone pack tissues .... incase you get weepy.

lol, "I TROLED YUO AND U FEL FOR IT!!!"

I guess there's no art to the troll anymore.

....so I want to sleep with my cousin......

that was extremely artful.

It had to be done. Anyone posting that there's an unsightly bulge in their pants deserves to go in the quotes db :)

You've been trolled,
You've been trolled
You have probably been told:
"Don't reply to this guy,
He is just getting a rise"
Out of you yes it's true,
Just reply and that's his queue
To start trouble on the double,
While he strokes has manly stubble
You've been trolled,
You've been trolled
You should probably just fold
When the only winning move is not to play
And yet you trying
Mindlessly replying
You've been trolled
You've been trolled
Have a nice day!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIpIAX78gig

I like the picture :(

Evidence that we like in a Patriarchal society: Size L dish gloves comfortably fit no larger than an average sized guy and don't come in any larger size.

Yeah it sucks when your small asian flatmate picks up some gloves and it takes half an hour to get into them and later he's walking around with them like giant mad scientist gloves

Can we get a pic? We may all want to sleep with your cousin...

My father was given a new phone today from his work. He got given the manual and has spent about 2hours learning how to use it.

The Day After Tomorrow maybe not that far wrong.

Uh... Merry Christmas to all, now you're all gonna die?

how to use a manual:
step 1: turn the page

lulz Yahoo

How To: Warp Drive
 

http://arxiv.org/PS_cache/arxiv/pdf/...807.1957v2.pdf

Some related stuff:
http://www.grc.nasa.gov/WWW/PAO/warp.htm

£400 came into my account today, I have a feeling its from when I bought my digital camera the other day. They had problems with their machines, and the guy (who seemed slightly dim) had to do it by hand with the old zip-zap machine. I have a feeling they stuffed it up, and refunded me somehow.

Will sit on it a few days, see what the statement shows up as.

good morning nzgames! who else is awake at this evil hour?

I am. And not at all happy about it!