Let's be real... we've all fucked a dog at least once in our lives. Right?






Right?

media put man on pedestal because of what he can do on the field, then tear him down because of what he does off the field.

doesn't add up.

something something your mother

http://www.nzta.govt.nz/vehicles/cho...aged-vehicles/

aside from carjam, did not know about this

I'LL FUCK YOUR DOG FOR REAL

Quote of the day from a manager at work:
It's only incest if your sister's ugly.

Aussies to struggle to pay mortgages


https://nz.finance.yahoo.com/news/au...010301148.html

I'm not sure whether to be fascinated, repelled, or fap

Can't it be all three?

At first I thought it was a photoshop of one chick standing next to herself, then maybe twin sisters, but it turns out it is a photo of two different and totally unrelated chicks.

I think they look like aliens who had observed all of Earth's media with the intention of disguising themselves as a human woman to infiltrate mankind and seduce powerful men into giving up their secrets and that photo is the end result.

Not sure if there are people in that photo - can't tell through the thick walls of cake.

still would bang

would sell organs to bang

I'll take the one on the right; you can take the ugly one.

Apparently these young women have problems with penises.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...ia-trolls.html

i dont get it, id fuck both of em?

https://www.tvnz.co.nz/one-news/new-...-morgans-money

What a pompous git. Good on the organisers.

Although, to be fair, if Powerball comes in, I'm quite keen to annoy a lot of people too!

Did you buy your ticket in Tauranga?

They appear to use the same method as myself, but no.

Richard Dawkins cancels NZ tour due to stroke

Had stroke

Expected to make full recovery _b


IS THIS A WARNING FROM GOD??!?

Full recovery surely means he's blessed by God ;)

Humans are gods in the making. Once we reach peak civilisation we will be of the ultimate form then each of us are assigned our own parallel universe to look after, spawned and created with the seed of ones DNA. The God that created the universe where Earth resides is winning the game of creation amongst his peers - hence why we haven't been obliberated/visited/...

HENCE WHY

NZG goes down for a few days and MadMax loses his remaining few marbles.

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/ar...ectid=11594944

seriously, how fucking retarded

You know what? I really need something else to be addicted to after quitting smoking...

O_o

mate I saw it on a website - do your research! Sheeple these days are totally controlled by the government and can't think for themselves!

Vilify teachers - for Queers swindle Tithe from 1 Day Retarded

So I wonder what made customs decide to search his devices.
I wonder if they had a tip off from police who decided it's easier for customs to do a random search than for them to get a warrant.

I couldn't resist announcing "oh gee that's a bit corny", pointing out a bag of corn cobs a staff member has stashed away

Rip Ranginui Walker

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/ar...ectid=11597381

Won't someone think of the children!!

Stop flashing your bits around: Why I have no sympathy for Eden Park streaker

Got a tweet that nicly sums up the three sorts of reactions to this sort of thing:

Honour, Dignity, Victim.

H: He got what he deserved for being disrespectful
D: If he had any dignity he wouldn't have streaked in the first place
V: Poor streaker, violence is never justified

I think it's pretty harmless and the fines/convictions are a good deterrent. So yeah he probably shouldn't have done it but that doesn't mean he should have got beats.

Pretty low levels of sympathy for someone who has essentially committed a sex crime in the presence of minors.

Im happy that they get fines & get banned, but also fine if they get smacked around\tackled a bit on the field.

You seriously think streaking should be a sex crime? In q-town (& prob elsewhere) it's not uncommon for female tourists to sunbathe topless at the beach - is that a sex crime?
What about off the field?

Off with her head. She clearly has no need for it.