yeah, me either.

Though i do get up at 6.30 or earlier every day.

Why couldn't I just live somewhere closer to work?

i slept in until 6:15am today :D

...anytime after 6:00am is fine by me,
but occasionally the kids wake me before then.

half an hour can make a lot of difference to your day.

Weird, I thought she dropped off the face of the Earth at the end of the 80's after 'Too Many Walls'.

Ugh. Kids. 8am is early for me at the moment. It rocks.

anyone know the speed limit on a footpath? theres a guy zipping about on a segway HT at max speed (12.5Mile an hour according to the FAQ, which is a hair over 20 km hour)

there isn't a speed limit on a footpath

so 100 kph is the go?

what can do 100kph on a footpath that's allowed to be there?

there's no human, bike or segway that can do that. so what you're saying is redundant!

<--- just won at the internet

Ja, Heliarse just won :p

But he's right - I'm not sure that the Segway should legally be on the footpath. Fuck knows if it can legally be on the road either, but I suppose it's like cycles on the road.

Next time you see the guy hooning down the footpath, you'll have to lean out the window and call "Get off the footpath you bloody fucken apple mac fag boy racer segway bastard!"

With a bit of luck, he'll be so surprised that he'll lose concentration and crash into a lamp post. Haha!

And if he decides to start using the road yell out "Get off the road you bloody fucken apple mac fag boy racer segway bastard!"

That'll teach him for inconveniencing you by his unconventional methods

hmm http://www.segway.co.nz/nzlaw.aspx and http://www.segway.co.nz/where.aspx make interesting reading... basically theyre classed as mobility devices, and can be used on the footpath


its not the fact that he has one, i couldnt care less... its that hes zooming about @ 20k's past shops, parked cars, kids, etc

Old people do it as well in their mobility scooters. Fuckers.

And then nudge the bastard in the back of the Segway.



Trust those dirty fucks to find a loophole.


Indeed, although one of the fact sheets mentioned on the Segway site says:
So you're still within your rights to call him a bloody fucken bastard if he's going too fast!

Just got a email from the flattie:

'Hey, do you remember that stuff in the bottle that you couldn't figure out so we ended up eating, did that happen?'

Yes, Yes it did.

Found misc. bottle with dropper, at first thought it was massage oil, rubbed it into the skin, def not massage oil, next smelt it, Definatly not perfume, so then we tasted it, Not eddible, gave up.

Why would you drink something that you first thought was massage oil, thats not right :(

Too much.

How much does P cost these days anyway?

Flattie can't remember if it happened? Woke up with a sore botty?




Liquid rohypnol...

Yeah. I think it was after I heard Britney's "Toxic" and thought to myself "fuck that's an awesome song, who wrote that" and went and looked it up -- then I found it was Cathy Dennis, which didn't ring any bells, so I looked her up, and ended up going "What, the D-Mob chick?"

According to Wikipedia she's one of the richest women in Britain now. Writing #1 hits must pay off.

I only live with chicks... but yes, did notice the cucumber missing from the fridge in the morning.

And big scoops out of the vase....

Questions i have.

Time to install a camera in her room. Or in a cucumber...

Did you see that BBC doco where they strapped a camera to the end of a guy's wang and filmed him having sex with his wife?


It was *not* hot.

Only cos she was ugly, right?

pfft i get up at 5am almost every morning, weak bitches

But when do you go to bed?

A mildly thought-provoking article about personal appearance:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/global/ma...dex/do0204.xml

Don't talk about shitballs that way.

i saw one of those orange people the other day. It was a guy. It's like they're 24/7 Blue Man Group... except orange.

Also saw a guy in his 50's or 60's walking down View Rd with a huuuge beard down to his stomach wearing a plastic Viking helmet. Walking like he was off to do his shopping or something. Love this place.

If it's motorised, on a footpath, and not a lawnmover or a wheelchair, then there's a problem.

http://www.stuff.co.nz/4649976a11.html

sounds like someone had enough of people not understanding their accent and thought it'd be funny to say they were in manilla

More likely the guy was drunk and decided to make something of it. You don't give address details to the telecom operators, you just answer the question "Fire, Ambulance or Police?"

Ha ha ha! Noses on dowels!

i get very suspicious of finance companies that are running advertising campaigns.

So... all major banks then?

You can tell it's a really cold night when you can see the steam rising off your urine stream as it flies through the air.

Yeah, thanks for that mental image, biartch.

Yeeeeah nothing about that story really rang true. Good on Stuff or which ever INL paper ran it on their fact checking there... Of course "OMG TLELCOMZ OUTSOURCING TO MANILLA VOTE FOR NATIONAL!!1" is a much more compelling headline...

Pft, this thread's seen much worse.

VIDEO OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN!





SOMEONE needed to say it!

...

Although it DOES disturb me that I was that someone... :(

Very true...when you actually see someone dressed nice they stand out like a sore thumb thou in a sea of epic fail

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/section/1/...ectid=10526172
WTF is a warning label going to do?

maybe the health warning is an amp + speaker arrangement that pipes loud car engine noises while moving, and a cartoon squeaky brakes sound when it comes to a stop.