Did they let you keep the foreskin?
You could make a little puppet out of it, or something :)

An ear-ring dude, gotta be an ear-ring...

Pixie

I found out yesterday that some people are born without an anus.

This one chick (friend of a friend of a friend) didn't realise she was different until she was 18 years old.

WTF?

Uh, how do they shit? Wouldn't they go septic?

To be blunt, this chick poo'd out of her vagina.

(Images of this should help keep erections to a minimum)

I would hate to think what a male without an anus would do....

And if you were male it'd be REALLY bad.

edit> snap. Filthy minds think alike.

and it didn't occour to her that she was, to be blunt, a freak?

Um, I'm almost too afraid to ask but, what happens when a guy is born sans anus?
Also, was her colon wired wierd, or do something rip her a new asshole?

edit: Apparently so

What gets me is how her parents managed to cover it up until she was 18!

Btw, are you the same Axident who used to play Q2 in clan =Angel=?

Well.. that has to be the sickest shit Ive heard all day..

Aparently it's "fairly" common, so if there are any male posters on this board who have no anus, be aware that a simple operation and the pain will end!

omfg, for once i count myself lucky to be semi-deformed.

update: the head of my penis rubbing on my boxers is fuckin sore, i have to walk round holding them out.

theres a big red ring round the base of my cock too, i dunno what it means, and it doesn't hurt. still looks yuck tho.

I heard of a guy with two ass holes

Fuck that Im never getting my foreskin chopped off, besides the pain of the situation i dont understand how guys wank without a foreskin.

is probably where they placed the clamp, shrug, did you get general anaesthesia?, or was it just a local?

i'll tell you in 6 weeks.

hehe, general, they offered me local but i told them to get fucked :p.

clamp!? they use a clamp?! nah i think it's cause they have cut thru veins and shit, just the blood not knowing where to go, hopefully it's normal.

20 bux says in a year he'll be back cuase he finds out it isn't.

you've almost, ALMOST got me pissed off enough to take a pic and post it...

count yourself lucky...

heh, i had general for the op, but they accidently snicked a vein while they were doing the deed and so it kept bleeding all day, finally 11 hours later the resident surgeon gets concerned, gives me a local and some morphine and sets to work with a needle and thread trying to stem the tide. another local, untold extra stitches and 12 fascinated nurses + a janitor later...

Though I hate to make light of your story (snigger) there's something about that which reminds me of Scrubs. You should sell your story to them.

er up, down, up, down? how is that different to nonchopped?
you do know that it isn't the whole knob that they cut off aye?

Fuck i hate it when u get an erection, one reason or another.


You go flaccid

and theres fucking pubes stuck in ur foreskin.

Fucking uncomfortable and hard to explain when u've got ur hand down ur pants.

two solutions
1) shave pubes
2) Get the snip









Scratch that i'll live with it :S



Edit: Dang england and its hardness of spell.

an erect fore skinned penis is exactly the same as an erect circumcised penis, am i wrong?

Quite wrong.

Non-circumsised has more skin. Duh. =P

But they kinda look the same.

yea well... that was self explainitory... other than having more skin, they are the same.

well, when circumcised, the old german helmet tends to become somewhat desensiitised, which, depending on your point of view can be a good thing or a bad thing, good; if you had problems with longevity in the sack, bad; while not numb, it isnt as sensitive to stimulation anymore.
CCS, if i didnt find the humour in it myself i wouldnt share the story with anyone, most people, myself included find it hilarious, makes a good horror story when on the booze :D

no. not all men have foreskins that always go right the way down when the penis is erect. mine doesn't, for example. i like to keep my hood up at all times, actually. it just feels freaky otherwise :/.

it's dependant on the guy. some guys have loose ones, some guys don't... at least that's according to my doctor (no, i don't have anything wrong with my penis)

unless you count the chafing on my ankles

Yep. Back when I was young and hairy.

Spoken like a Real Man :)

Thats gotta be fake. I believed it up until he ate the foreskin. =P

And he's a retard. A) for doing that, B) for drinking ALCOHOL while complaining that he's bleeding a lot. No wonder, alcohol thins the blood.

Silly bear.

wwoooaahh... that dude is insane. It's times like these you're glad your penis is normal....

mines abnormal.

Wtf do u mean u could pullback? and then it suddenly it closed!? What the hell you freaking me out for! i was quite content with my cock till i read this fucking thread.

how the fuck do you get rid of hair permanantly of your cock?

This disturbs me for one of two possible reasons:

1. Your erect Penis doesn't reach farther than your pubes?

Or, assuming you have a normal pecker, a more bizzare explanation:

2. Your pubes are as long as your erect penis ?

If number 2 is correct, perhaps you could get dreads ? :D

What I'm kinda curious about is.....

What do the girls think?
They like a guy cut or uncut? Or can't you tell the difference (without looking! Dodgy women!)

No, when it comes back down and the foreskin is still in the 'off' postion or 'back' the pubes get all shat up in it when the foreskin does return to the ambush position.

Uncut. _b

The foreskin makes it more aerodynamic, so to speak. It just moves nicer while going through the motions.

Cut leaves this big ridge under the head and scrapes lubrication out while it moves... can get quite painful.

I've never actually used lube, just preformed ALOT of foreplay before sex, that way its lubed up and ur ready to go+ its more fun!

But other than that with a comdom, u wouldn't really notice the differance tho would u?
Well cuase i don't think the foresskin goes back and forwards when u got the ole' sack on.