NZGames.com Forums - Random Thoughts II

I've lived in apartments most of my adult life. But this past November I was fortunate enough to get a promotion and be able to afford renting a home. I was lucky enough to know a guy that had a rent house open up, and after some negotiation I moved in.

The house is around 1000 square feet, has a nice carport, and 3 big driveways. The original owner of the home had an RV and a few cars, so he needed them. I moved into the house in January. There is an old shed in the yard, it looks like its rotten and ready to collapse, so I go ahead and open it up to clean it out, so I can have a new shed installed.

There it is. The ugly old shed. I went ahead and opened the door, only to have it tear off the hinges, it was pretty empty inside, a rusty old hammer, old metal shelving unit, and a mysterious black plastic box.

It was rather heavy, I assumed it was a tackle box...

In oklahoma one finds many kinds of critters inside these sorts of things, so with much care I slowly opened this mystery box... what could be inside I asked myself... A $150 drill maybe?

Or perhaps this was a long forgotten tackle box full of....

PORN?!

I had stumbled onto a mans stash! How could this be?!

The box is FULL of porn magazines, most date back over ten years, Inside is a little of everything, but mostly Hustler, Penthouse, and Playboy. There is a 2000 year collector's edition playboy magazine and a Penthouse that claims to have the now dead Anna Nicole Smith's lost nudes.

I am at a loss as to what to do with this Bachelor's bounty of porn.

Perhaps sell it on eBay?

Keep it and pretend I never found it?

Or perhaps go to my landlord and return this to him... You see, my landlord was a single firefighter for many years, though now he is engaged, but it is likely that this belongs to him.

Reformed_Quint

8th March 2010 21:07

Porn is meant to be passed on. Keep it, use it wisely, then leave it behind when you move.

xor	8th March 2010 21:13

When you don't have access to the net from home I guess, otherwise my porn goes about as far as my cache allows.

CCS	8th March 2010 21:14

Lol, that is awesometastic. I think Quint pretty much has it right. You definately can't pass it back to the guy now that he's engaged. He'll only get snapped and he's probably building a new collection. You could sell it, but only after you've thoroughly perused it.

I guess the shed was this dude's little jerk-off hut when his missus was living there with him. "Goddamn bitch won't put out... I'm getting blueballs here goddammit! I'LL BE IN THE SHED, HONEY! Heh heh, the jerk-off shed!"

But how awesome is that toolbox that it's almost exactly the right dimensions for a porn stash? Goddamn. That's not a toolbox, that's a TREASURE CHEST! Maybe what the new tenant should do (after thoroughly prerusing it) is bury that chest in the yard and leave a map somewhere for the next tenant to find. Next tenant will be all "Omg, what could the buried treasure be? Pirate's gold? Microsoft stocks? POOOOOORNOOOOOOOO!!"

p01s0n

8th March 2010 21:21

loooool just noticed "penthouse: alien encounters - what the government won't tell you"

Pepsi

8th March 2010 23:22

LOL.. One of my friends was describing an incident from today and used the word "amberlance". The funny part is she has no idea about the whole Amberlamps thing...

Thomas Meatball

8th March 2010 23:25

Did you punch her?

Pepsi

8th March 2010 23:29

She's in Oz, so I can't reach. No point explaining to her why she deserves a punch either..

Thomas Meatball

8th March 2010 23:34

Maybe an nzgamer in Australia can go punch her.

Pepsi

8th March 2010 23:40

I don't like to outsource.

Pics dammit :mad:

Thomas Meatball

8th March 2010 23:45

Pepsi

8th March 2010 23:55

That's not even an updated facepube pic. That's just lazy! :p

Thomas Meatball

8th March 2010 23:59

YOU WANTED PICS, FUCKDAMMIT!

Pepsi

9th March 2010 00:01

Next time do the top half, then we can at least see your cyclops eye!

mpx	9th March 2010 00:07

haliburton

9th March 2010 00:07

So what happens here on NZGames?

Lightspeed

9th March 2010 00:10

Watching YouTube videos with captions is hilarious, as the captions are inevitably wrong.

Warrick

9th March 2010 00:12

That picture looks fucking disgusting. You look incredibly malnourished. Sort your life out.

Pepsi

9th March 2010 00:17

Very clever mpx _b

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pepsi

Next time do the top half, then we can at least see your cyclops eye!

Wait.. wat? I think that came out wrong :(

[WanG] Wandarah

9th March 2010 00:18

Have you had a cold recently?

Warrick

9th March 2010 00:19

I've got 520 Blu-ray movies now. Jesus christ. What a nerd. Last time I checked, I had around 150.

Pepsi

9th March 2010 00:21

Quote:

Originally Posted by Warrick

I've got 520 Blu-ray movies now. Jesus christ. What a nerd. Last time I checked, I had around 150.

For a guy who's out rooting chicks all the time, you sure have a lot of time on your hands to watch movies ;) :p

Also, how far have you gotten with Supernatural?

Warrick

9th March 2010 00:24

That's the point in being surprised(how I said "last time I checked I had 150") you wench. I had no idea my collection had reached this point, I can't remember the last time I checked, maybe 3 months ago?. I'm rarely home, I've worked the last 10 days straight. I do queue shit when I'm not around and let my collection mature.

I'm 8 episodes into the first season. I managed 3 today. Tomorrow is my first day off in 11 days. Seeing Alice in Wonderland 3D and taking a chick I fucked a few years ago. She reckons she's not interested in me(in that way), but she agreed to come to the movies with me. She's already lost the battle. Manipulation ++. I'm gonna eat her out until she cums and she'll then beg for the full 7inch.

Thomas Meatball

9th March 2010 00:31

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pepsi

Next time do the top half, then we can at least see your cyclops eye!

I can't upload shit until p01s0n resets my bandwidth on hellameke.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Warrick

That picture looks fucking disgusting. You look incredibly malnourished. Sort your life out.

Nigger what?

Quote:

Originally Posted by [WanG] Wandarah

Have you had a cold recently?

It was winter when I took that photo so yes, chances are.

Warrick

9th March 2010 00:34

<3, bro. To me it looks like you see less than 10mins of Sunlight a day, for months and months on end. I'm unsure. I spend around 4 hours a days in the sun. I forget what it's like to work on computer all day. You look ugly.

Warrick

9th March 2010 00:38

BUT REMEMBER! <3

Thomas Meatball

9th March 2010 00:39

You look ugly too, cunt.

I work in a dimly lit room with no windows. Eat my shit. BTW, some people are naturally pale but aren't gingas. I know, it's wild.

Thomas Meatball

9th March 2010 00:40

Oh but also, <3. Cunt.

haliburton

9th March 2010 00:40

This place is awesome.

Much better than GP Forums

Thomas Meatball

9th March 2010 00:43

Biff, you're still not funny. After all these years.

Warrick

9th March 2010 00:45

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thomas Meatball

<3. Cunt.

<3 I've never been a ginga in my life, eh. I'm blond on top. Rarely have facial hair(had a period where I had it) and I've always cropped my pubic. So, mmm. I've asked dozens and dozens of people, including xor/savage/davx/moocow/freeman etc if I'm ginger and they all agree I'm not. when I grow facial hair however, it's definitely fiery red. So, Trigger/TommyGun, you cunts should stop referring to me as that. Or else!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Unequal pigmentation to the skin doesn't necessarily mean that I'm ginger.

edit: minor rage ;p I've never ever been referred to as a ginga apart from here, but it makes sense based on the pics I've posted... shaved head, RED beard/mustache, etc.

?>Superman

9th March 2010 00:54

Embrace it bro or TnT & Rince will wreck your shit.

[WanG] Wandarah

9th March 2010 00:57

Nah, sounds like you're 'strawberry blonde'. Which is just a weak-ass ginga really. The facial hair doesn't lie either.

You need to embrace it, same unfortunate circumstances apply to a mate of mine - he drives a red car with 'G1NG4' as the numberplate.

Warrick

9th March 2010 01:04

Christ, I hate to post this image, but here's an image from me around 8-9months ago when I was a depressed helpdesk worker at Xnet going for gold growing my beard(when TommyGun and I were doing a grow buzz). Notice the fucking colour on my head? Definitely not orange/ginger.

I haven't let me facial hair go past 2 days in since October 2009. So, to anyone else, I'm blond, and that's that.

I laugh at this pic. I was 120kgs, working in a toxic environment where no one liked their job. I was never cut out to work in computers. Can't stand the negativity of the environment.

xpandnz

9th March 2010 01:08

thats why i went back to uni to study.

office jobs can be soul destroyers

Thomas Meatball

9th March 2010 01:09

What about those ginga freckles?

Warrick

9th March 2010 01:11

freckles? I'd love to take a shot of my arms/neck/shoulders for you. I'm pretty brown bro. What? Freckles mean I'm ginger? Do they? Really?

Warrick

9th March 2010 01:15

Christ, Look at the time. I'm off to bed. Got a 10:30am St Lukes session for Alice in Wonderland 3D with Sine(Shinay). She's so hot.

Good luck Internet. I'll check you sometime after lunch. Peace.

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