Gosh darn, what clued you in?

Catholic anal sex or calling someone a poodleshit?

Nah, it was that whole spiel about fat girls on forums that got me wondering...

When someone who is 60kg overweight loses 40kg, they're still 20kg overweight.

forget haydos, heres a random thought:

my msn @hotmail login was disabled until I went to hotmail.com and reactivated it by logging in there. First time this has happened. Does this mean from now on in order to use msn i have to go check my hotmail inbox every 60 days? That would suck.

When's she due now? You know, the non-doctor one.

Superb educated guess, about 4 months from the date of our wedding.

*laff*

Let m = the month when Haydos proclaimed that Haydos' partner was a doctor.

Let n = the current month.

m ... n is the period when Haydos got married.

m ... n + 4 is the 9 month gestation period.

If n - m < 5 then someone is of questionable morality.

I can't be naffed adding quotable links to this.

I think you can still enter for Millionaire via the TVNZ website. So not sure how many auditions they're doing and when

haydos is a scumbag, what's new?

Given that he was talking about the doctor as recently as March...

Adultery with benefits.

Who cares? I'm fat and ugly, and I demand you all pay attention to me and put Haydos on ignore.

flic? Is that you?

Oops! That wasn't a PM, was it?

sadly yes

unless you setup a MSN account with a gmail address

damn microsoft. This wouldnt have happened if Billy Gates was still in the saddle!

it started a few months ago...

hold on, hold on,

so this dumbshit who 4 months ago said "I don't want kids yet" & "I don't believe it's in my best interests nor the childs best interests if I was to have one" & "Overpopulation is what's killing the world" & "not ready to give up our own quality of life just yet for the sake of children." blah blah drivel blah blah
http://www.nzgames.com/forums/showthread.php?t=79783

- actually already had a chick (who was not the girl he was currently in a relationship with) pregnant?

LMFAO

Shit happens?

Allow me to be real for a moment.

If any of you have been involved with a shift worker, you have long periods where you do not see them and ultimately you tend to veer elsewhere in a shape you wouldn't normally veer.

Being in a long relationship, you also forsake the usage of condoms, largely because your partner uses a pill.

When having an affair and not wearing a condom, situations can occur.

Ultimately, you have two choices, A: Attempt to tell person to abort - failed, B: Break up with girl of moment and get with pregnant girl.

As it was, it was actually an upgrade, my wife and I spend a lot more time together than my ex fiancee and I did, and while fatherhood isn't something that agrees with me naturally, I'm sure we'll do OK.

/real.

Oh - I thought it was just another Homo Erectus troll trip - but this time with a maths component.

Tough break :(

Still - parenthood isn't the worst thing that can happen to a person, you'll be right. So congrats on wedding & forthcoming offspring!

That's fucking weak dude. I was away from my wife for weeks at a time for 5 months.
The thought of an affair didn't once cross my mind.

Is your current wife (note I say current), aware of your "upgrade" mentality?
IE: you'll possibly be looking for the bigger better deal in oh..let's say 6 months time when the stress of a baby might get a bit much?

I thought you were just a dickhead. I'm upgrading that to cunt.

I'm not panicking about it, everything has worked out pretty well.

Sure, I lost a few friends from it but ultimately, I now have a partner I spend more than two awake hours with most days.

Got to be a good thing. And besides, your last partner sounded insanely high maintainance - this is probably the best thing for both of you.

@ Hazmat

Never refute the fact that I'm heartless and selfish, so I'm not really bothered by that accusation of being a cunt.

My current wife was very close friends with my ex fiancee and was the one that initiated it, which made for fun times but anyway, not the type to spill my life story online chico. ;)

Congrats on you being ugly/cold fished enough to last five months without sex. I can't.

Oi, thats not very nice to Scumbag who happens to be a [drunken and swaying] pillar of society!

Pixie

In after morality police. Weee oo.

A SO I only see for two waking hours a day sounds good to me. Haydos can you post pics plz, kthx.

Oh wow man! Here I'd been thinking you were perfect and now you've destroyed that image forever! Turns out you're mortal!

Even Jesus had trials and tribulations my son.

did i say "scumbag"? I meant "ballslessmothercunt"

You're enjoying this aren't you, Ab :p

For someone so fond of telling people to learn to read, you sure don't have much of that skill yourself.
Weeks at a time != five months without sex.

When it's someone you've vowed to spend the rest of your life with, weeks without sex doesn't mean shit. You don't forsake that cos you're not getting any.

I'll admit to not being the most faithful person in past relationships (something I do regret), but lack of sex / quality time was never a factor in my indiscretions.

*shrug*

Dude, you're literate, have good arguments (although your style does tend to end up in personal attacks rather quickly)...it's the vendetta against a certain forum member that GMG. You don't like them, deal with it.
Every time you call them names, you're thinking about them.
They're living in your head rent free. If I don't like someone, I persona non grata them. It's way more satisfying.

(yes I realise the hypocrisy in the above)

randomly I'm thinking there's another thread already reserved for all this.

@ Haz

People can make mistakes man, ultimately there were other reasons as I'm sure you had when you cheated on your partner at the time.

I owned up to it, even before I found out the other was pregnant, ultimately though, you expect me to have a conscience on this? It's a very human thing to cheat, most people do it, most people just don't openly admit it.

In regards to "free rent" - like I said, troll-tip #1, pick on insecure female member of community to bring out the heros, like Jonas.

Then proceed to have fun.

ps. Non regular sex for five months would be just as bad. I need it twice a day most days.

My fault - take it here boys - I just speculated and did some maths...

That's all well and good, but do it to a single female.
Bagging out someone's wife at any opportunity on a forum they frequent is just uncool IMHO. Fair enough if mish wasn't a member / never read NZG.

You wouldn't stand there IRL calling some dudes wife a cavetroll and insulting their appearance in front of them surrounded by their peers would you?

Yeah this isn't RL but yeah.....

I'm actually really impressed mish hasn't "Gilbraith's" 'dededededed you.
Respect levels are extremely high for the man right now.

Group hug!

Shame Haydos, what a egg! Can't keep it in your pants, au! Ever heard of the five knuckle shuffle?

@ Haz

What's he going to do? Call me out for being truthful? The guy himself looks like a splitting image of Leisure Suit Larry.

It's not IRL and perhaps if Liz Shaw like words didn't come from her, I'd have no reason to troll.

@ CCS

Masturbation is a sin under the ways of Kaballah. Join us and renounce your creamy palm.