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Stolen from SA For the full unabridged version go here
Summary:
- Crazy fucked up girl stalks Craccum forums and turns it into a MEMEME fest. - Crazy fucked up girl does a porn shoot. Note she's fucking ugly. - Crazy fucked up girl does NZ Idol and puts out the WORST/FUCKING HILLARIOUS performance ever. - Newspaper finds out and writes an article about her and her porn and her political aspirations. Young Nats? Rofl we're screwed. - Crazy fucked up girl gets interviewed on More FM - Crazy fucked up girl thinks she's getting a US recording contract. Now for the heelarious stuff: Porn Shoot. *** NOTE NWS. DO NOT VIEW IMMEDIATELY AFTER EATING DINNER *** http://www.freepichosting.info/hpics...353liz2385.jpg http://www.freepichosting.info/hpics...218liz3628.jpg http://www.freepichosting.info/hpics...222liz4979.jpg http://www.freepichosting.info/hpics...331liz5138.jpg http://www.freepichosting.info/hpics...1397liz613.jpg Crazy fucked up emails to the Craccum guy Video of NZ Idol performance A++ WILL TRADE AGAIN Edit: Video is Crash and Burn Interview on More FM Part 1 Interview Part 2 Delusional ramblings on idolblog Hands down one of the most amusing things I've had the pleasure of watching/reading in a LONG LONG time. EDIT: Links fixxed. Edit 2: Added mirror of thread. Last edited by Jenza : 10th July 2005 at 22:43. |
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Laserman
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image links not worky
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Fixed em.
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which video is she on the nzidol archive?
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Crash and Burn |
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oh my god you need to put more warning on those pictures
*breathes in and out to resist getting sick* |
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I never saw NZ Idol, but did she get placed anywhere near the top?
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what the fuck? Why would anyone pay for a forum? |
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Stunt Pants
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I just watched the NZ Idol performance
wow, worst EVER mega-ultra-owned thanks Jenza, this is sometihng special indeed |
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I'd still hit it.
3 reasons: 1) Future party story 2) Can say you've slept with a porn star 3) Cause i'm male :/ |
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Best $9.95 US I ever spent |
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Stunt Pants
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And Quint demonstrates for all just how abysmally low his standards are.
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Oh and the people who are offering her a record contract are wedding singers, sounds like a prank. http://www.escape-e-discjockeys.com/ |
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Couldn't resist laughing at her tits.
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hahaha that too. But really, she wasn't _that_ bad, she did have nasty tits tho. |
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Does anyone else have the nzidol audition? I'm a nublet tard that can't get the nzidol page to work properly.
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You have to chose a connection speed before it will work. |
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Some implants may help her "career" a bit, I'd say.
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Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with you? How could you fuck that hambeast and not feel ashamed, disgusted and infected afterward? |
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Yes I choose the connection speed and the little windows media applet comes up, but it just sits there... gutted |
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Stunt Pants
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The only other way I can think of doing it is to open this url
http://images.tvnz.co.nz/flashvideo/...30705_128k.asx in windows media player. I'm not l33t nerd, so there may be a more elegant solution. |
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fark..no way im opening them at work..
think i'll wait till I get home.. |
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God that singing was terrible. Her reaction to failing reminded me of the attitude my sister has sometimes...
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http://www.idolblog.com/sunday-news-liz-shaw for the Sunday News coverage.
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I hate to ask an obvious question here, but why are we picking on this said female? Has she done something to you there, Jenza?
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Ah ha.
Reread the first line of my post k? ![]() |
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since when is a reason required for picking on people?
this is NZGAMES after all! |
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Damn she would have to be the worst combination of low iq and mental illness combined i have seen in a long time .
I pity anyone who has to deal with her and can understand why those who have had the misfortune would want to warn others . |
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Rough Joker
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'CraAAAaaAash and BuuUUrrrn'
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Man that thread goes on and on and on... |
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Its so awesome that the goons at something awful think she needs locking up aswell as us.
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Because we never thought we'd encounter a more annoying and dumber bitch Cookie.
This could be a challenger. |
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People like her sense attention. They feed on it.
She'll be here soon enough... What have you done?!! |
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That and 60,000 members chews through alot of traffic. 20Gb of Plaintext html a day. |
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Get yer tits out!!!!
Oh god, put them away, put them away!!!!!!! They are the worst tits I have ever seen on any girl that has posed for porn. And her minge looks pretty horrible too. |
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