Liz Shaw One Crazy NZ Idol Bitch

Jenza · 10th July 2005, 23:33

Stolen from SA For the full unabridged version go here

Summary:

- Crazy fucked up girl stalks Craccum forums and turns it into a MEMEME fest.
- Crazy fucked up girl does a porn shoot. Note she's fucking ugly.
- Crazy fucked up girl does NZ Idol and puts out the WORST/FUCKING HILLARIOUS performance ever.
- Newspaper finds out and writes an article about her and her porn and her political aspirations. Young Nats? Rofl we're screwed.
- Crazy fucked up girl gets interviewed on More FM
- Crazy fucked up girl thinks she's getting a US recording contract.

Now for the heelarious stuff:

Porn Shoot.

*** NOTE NWS. DO NOT VIEW IMMEDIATELY AFTER EATING DINNER ***
http://www.freepichosting.info/hpics...353liz2385.jpg

http://www.freepichosting.info/hpics...218liz3628.jpg

http://www.freepichosting.info/hpics...222liz4979.jpg

http://www.freepichosting.info/hpics...331liz5138.jpg

http://www.freepichosting.info/hpics...1397liz613.jpg

Crazy fucked up emails to the Craccum guy

Video of NZ Idol performance A++ WILL TRADE AGAIN Edit: Video is Crash and Burn

Interview on More FM Part 1

Interview Part 2

Delusional ramblings on idolblog

Hands down one of the most amusing things I've had the pleasure of watching/reading in a LONG LONG time.

EDIT: Links fixxed.
Edit 2: Added mirror of thread.

Trigger · 10th July 2005, 23:36

image links not worky

Jenza · 10th July 2005, 23:38

Fixed em.

Moo Redux · 10th July 2005, 23:40

which video is she on the nzidol archive?

Jenza · 10th July 2005, 23:42

Quote:

Originally posted by Moo Redux
which video is she on the nzidol archive?

Crash and Burn

Trigger · 10th July 2005, 23:43

oh my god you need to put more warning on those pictures

*breathes in and out to resist getting sick*

The Edge · 10th July 2005, 23:45

I never saw NZ Idol, but did she get placed anywhere near the top?

Moo Redux · 10th July 2005, 23:47

Quote:

Register a Something Awful Forums account for $9.95

what the fuck? Why would anyone pay for a forum?

CCS · 10th July 2005, 23:48

Quote:

Originally posted by Jenza
Fixed em.

MY EYES! THE GOGGLES DO NOTHING!

Trigger · 10th July 2005, 23:51

I just watched the NZ Idol performance

wow, worst EVER
mega-ultra-owned

thanks Jenza, this is sometihng special indeed

Reformed_Quint · 10th July 2005, 23:51

I'd still hit it.
3 reasons:
1) Future party story
2) Can say you've slept with a porn star
3) Cause i'm male :/

Jenza · 10th July 2005, 23:52

Quote:

Originally posted by Moo Redux
what the fuck? Why would anyone pay for a forum?

Best $9.95 US I ever spent

CCS · 10th July 2005, 23:52

And Quint demonstrates for all just how abysmally low his standards are.

Jenza · 10th July 2005, 23:53

Quote:

Yeah, I'm at Auckland with her too. I've had the displeasure of being caught behind her heading up the stairs out of the Human Sciences Building, her tiny skirt giving up the ghost as rolls of her lower buttocks unfurled out. There were about six or seven guys with me, and the collective shudder and simultaneous turning of heads had to be heard and seen to be believed.

That's not all! I was lucky enough to be in her politics class last semester. In the first few lectures in each course, a class representative is picked as a liaison between the class and the department for monthly meetings and the like. It's nothing glamorous, and someone will usually just volunteer nonchalantly. Our class wasn't huge (fourty-something?) so we only had two people raise their hands for it - one fairly ordinary guy, and, natch, Ms NZX. Our lecturer was a pretty laidback guy, and offered them the chance to simply share the position rather than go through the rigmarole of voting. The guy was fine with this. She, naturally, kicked up a fuss worthy of an 8-year old. She got to her feet, and banging her desk, declared:

"No, we HAVE to have an election! I mean, this IS politics! Come on, people! I demand that we give speeches and cast votes!"

Eyes rolled across the room, and the lecturer, who could have been spending his time teaching us rather than wading through this bullshit, let her take the floor. She proceeded to give a spiel about her notoriety from Craccum, how she would stop at nothing to get what she wanted, and how (this is the clincher) since she'd won a fairly substantial bar tab for the student pub as a prize for another gloriously fucking insipid letter, she would shout drinks to those who voted for her.

Facing such subtle bribery, her rival gave a resigned speech, acknowledging that he wasn't all that interested in the position, he didn't have much experience, and that, face it, he couldn't compete with the offer of free beer. The pair retired to the corridor outside, while the class cast their votes.

A minute later, the wretched woman strolls proudly back in to see her name being rubbed off the board (with barely concealed mirth) by our lecturer. The class, unanimously, voted for the other guy. I never saw her in that class again, but the expression of shock and horror on her face will stay with me a lifetime.

The porn thing upped her fame no end. I first saw a copy of the shoot at the flat of some Craccum people, threw it away in drunken horror, only to see it land in the middle of the room, open at the vag spread photo. Superstition? Coincedence? Or a sign of ancient and fucking hideous evil?

Moreover my friend actually went and talked to her in the quad after she related the tale of her porn career in Craccum. From the sound of what she told me about the conversation, the poor girl's pathological. She didn't do the shoot as some sort of female empowerment or self-esteem thing. She just did it for attention and to get talked about. That most of that talking is akin to what's already been said in this thread is irrelevant. She craves fame, and it's at once pathetic, hilarious and fucking horrifying. One of a kind.

Oh and the people who are offering her a record contract are wedding singers, sounds like a prank.

http://www.escape-e-discjockeys.com/

Matt0r · 10th July 2005, 23:54

Bambeast? brilliant!!!

Stilgar · 10th July 2005, 23:56

Couldn't resist laughing at her tits.

Reformed_Quint · 10th July 2005, 23:59

Quote:

Originally posted by CCS
And Quint demonstrates for all just how abysmally low his standards are.

hahaha that too.

But really, she wasn't _that_ bad, she did have nasty tits tho.

Moo Redux · 11th July 2005, 00:00

Does anyone else have the nzidol audition? I'm a nublet tard that can't get the nzidol page to work properly.

Stilgar · 11th July 2005, 00:02

Quote:

Originally posted by Moo Redux
Does anyone else have the nzidol audition? I'm a nublet tard that can't get the nzidol page to work properly.

You have to chose a connection speed before it will work.

The Edge · 11th July 2005, 00:03

Some implants may help her "career" a bit, I'd say.

CCS · 11th July 2005, 00:05

Quote:

Originally posted by Reformed_Quint
hahaha that too.

But really, she wasn't _that_ bad, she did have nasty tits tho.

No dude, she IS that bad. She's fucking awful and I had to go look at some good porn to cleanse my mind's eye.

Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with you? How could you fuck that hambeast and not feel ashamed, disgusted and infected afterward?

CCS · 11th July 2005, 00:06

Quote:

Originally posted by The Edge
Some implants may help her "career" a bit, I'd say.

And liposuction and rhinoplasty.

Moo Redux · 11th July 2005, 00:07

Quote:

Originally posted by Stilgar
You have to chose a connection speed before it will work.

Yes I choose the connection speed and the little windows media applet comes up, but it just sits there...

gutted

CCS · 11th July 2005, 00:09

The only other way I can think of doing it is to open this url

http://images.tvnz.co.nz/flashvideo/...30705_128k.asx

in windows media player.

I'm not l33t nerd, so there may be a more elegant solution.

Macca@Work · 11th July 2005, 00:12

fark..no way im opening them at work..
think i'll wait till I get home..

The Edge · 11th July 2005, 00:12

God that singing was terrible. Her reaction to failing reminded me of the attitude my sister has sometimes...

Jenza · 11th July 2005, 00:16

http://www.idolblog.com/sunday-news-liz-shaw for the Sunday News coverage.

The Edge · 11th July 2005, 00:21

I hate to ask an obvious question here, but why are we picking on this said female? Has she done something to you there, Jenza?

Jenza · 11th July 2005, 00:23

Ah ha.

Reread the first line of my post k?

Matt0r · 11th July 2005, 00:23

since when is a reason required for picking on people?
this is NZGAMES after all!

mcbeef · 11th July 2005, 00:29

Damn she would have to be the worst combination of low iq and mental illness combined i have seen in a long time .

I pity anyone who has to deal with her and can understand why those who have had the misfortune would want to warn others .

Stilgar · 11th July 2005, 00:31

'CraAAAaaAash and BuuUUrrrn'

The Edge · 11th July 2005, 00:33

Quote:

Originally posted by Jenza
http://www.idolblog.com/sunday-news-liz-shaw for the Sunday News coverage.

Man that thread goes on and on and on...

Shock · 11th July 2005, 00:39

Its so awesome that the goons at something awful think she needs locking up aswell as us.

?>Superman · 11th July 2005, 00:59

Because we never thought we'd encounter a more annoying and dumber bitch Cookie.

This could be a challenger.

Omicron · 11th July 2005, 01:24

People like her sense attention. They feed on it.

She'll be here soon enough... What have you done?!!

CCS · 11th July 2005, 01:31

Quote:

Originally posted by Omicron
She'll be here soon enough...

The sooner the better

Mish · 11th July 2005, 01:51

IT BURNS!

xin · 11th July 2005, 02:11

Quote:

Originally posted by Moo Redux
what the fuck? Why would anyone pay for a forum?

Its a marvelous thing. Keeps the idiots, kiddies, spammers, trolls, hambeasts, gnomes, dwarves, goats out and the funny in. Get banned? pay another :10bux:
That and 60,000 members chews through alot of traffic. 20Gb of Plaintext html a day.

Markh · 11th July 2005, 02:18

Get yer tits out!!!!

Oh god, put them away, put them away!!!!!!!

They are the worst tits I have ever seen on any girl that has posed for porn.

And her minge looks pretty horrible too.

11th July 2005, 01:51	#38
Mish User Awaiting Email Confirmation	Oh God, The irony... IT BURNS!

10th July 2005, 23:33	#1
Jenza	Liz Shaw One Crazy NZ Idol Bitch Stolen from SA For the full unabridged version go here Summary: - Crazy fucked up girl stalks Craccum forums and turns it into a MEMEME fest. - Crazy fucked up girl does a porn shoot. Note she's fucking ugly. - Crazy fucked up girl does NZ Idol and puts out the WORST/FUCKING HILLARIOUS performance ever. - Newspaper finds out and writes an article about her and her porn and her political aspirations. Young Nats? Rofl we're screwed. - Crazy fucked up girl gets interviewed on More FM - Crazy fucked up girl thinks she's getting a US recording contract. Now for the heelarious stuff: Porn Shoot. * NOTE NWS. DO NOT VIEW IMMEDIATELY AFTER EATING DINNER * http://www.freepichosting.info/hpics...353liz2385.jpg http://www.freepichosting.info/hpics...218liz3628.jpg http://www.freepichosting.info/hpics...222liz4979.jpg http://www.freepichosting.info/hpics...331liz5138.jpg http://www.freepichosting.info/hpics...1397liz613.jpg Crazy fucked up emails to the Craccum guy Video of NZ Idol performance A++ WILL TRADE AGAIN Edit: Video is Crash and Burn Interview on More FM Part 1 Interview Part 2 Delusional ramblings on idolblog Hands down one of the most amusing things I've had the pleasure of watching/reading in a LONG LONG time. EDIT: Links fixxed. Edit 2: Added mirror of thread. Last edited by Jenza : 10th July 2005 at 23:43.

10th July 2005, 23:36	#2
Trigger Laserman	image links not worky

10th July 2005, 23:40	#4
Moo Redux	which video is she on the nzidol archive?

10th July 2005, 23:43	#6
Trigger Laserman	oh my god you need to put more warning on those pictures breathes in and out to resist getting sick

10th July 2005, 23:45	#7
The Edge	I never saw NZ Idol, but did she get placed anywhere near the top?

10th July 2005, 23:51	#10
Trigger Laserman	I just watched the NZ Idol performance wow, worst EVER mega-ultra-owned thanks Jenza, this is sometihng special indeed

10th July 2005, 23:51	#11
Reformed_Quint	I'd still hit it. 3 reasons: 1) Future party story 2) Can say you've slept with a porn star 3) Cause i'm male :/

10th July 2005, 23:52	#13
CCS Stunt Pants	And Quint demonstrates for all just how abysmally low his standards are.

10th July 2005, 23:56	#16
Stilgar Rough Joker	Couldn't resist laughing at her tits.

11th July 2005, 00:00	#18
Moo Redux	Does anyone else have the nzidol audition? I'm a nublet tard that can't get the nzidol page to work properly.

11th July 2005, 00:03	#20
The Edge	Some implants may help her "career" a bit, I'd say.

11th July 2005, 00:09	#24
CCS Stunt Pants	The only other way I can think of doing it is to open this url http://images.tvnz.co.nz/flashvideo/...30705_128k.asx in windows media player. I'm not l33t nerd, so there may be a more elegant solution.

11th July 2005, 00:12	#25
Macca@Work	fark..no way im opening them at work.. think i'll wait till I get home..

11th July 2005, 00:16	#27
Jenza	http://www.idolblog.com/sunday-news-liz-shaw for the Sunday News coverage.

11th July 2005, 00:21	#28
The Edge	I hate to ask an obvious question here, but why are we picking on this said female? Has she done something to you there, Jenza?

11th July 2005, 00:23	#29
Jenza	Ah ha. Reread the first line of my post k?

11th July 2005, 00:23	#30
Matt0r	since when is a reason required for picking on people? this is NZGAMES after all!

11th July 2005, 00:29	#31
mcbeef	Damn she would have to be the worst combination of low iq and mental illness combined i have seen in a long time . I pity anyone who has to deal with her and can understand why those who have had the misfortune would want to warn others .

11th July 2005, 00:31	#32
Stilgar Rough Joker	'CraAAAaaAash and BuuUUrrrn'

11th July 2005, 00:39	#34
Shock	Its so awesome that the goons at something awful think she needs locking up aswell as us.

11th July 2005, 00:59	#35
?>Superman	Because we never thought we'd encounter a more annoying and dumber bitch Cookie. This could be a challenger.

11th July 2005, 01:24	#36
Omicron	People like her sense attention. They feed on it. She'll be here soon enough... What have you done?!!

11th July 2005, 02:18	#40
Markh	Get yer tits out!!!! Oh god, put them away, put them away!!!!!!! They are the worst tits I have ever seen on any girl that has posed for porn. And her minge looks pretty horrible too.